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Ehhh? :D

What does Newgrounds think of my art?


GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW

2011-08-31 14:17:07 by TURDO

I love you <3

GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW


Banned..

2011-08-25 12:16:57 by TURDO

Jesus christ, I was JOKING
Fuck you

Banned..


TROLL CAR

2010-07-22 11:10:03 by TURDO

Kicks NG car's ASS

TROLL CAR


You Suck

2010-03-14 15:28:39 by TURDO
Updated

Suck Suck Suck

You Suck


NEIGHGHHHHGHHH!

2010-02-02 11:31:17 by TURDO
Updated

GUESS WHAT I JUST GOT

NEIGHGHHHHGHHH!


AWESOME

2010-01-22 19:31:17 by TURDO

CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS IS FREAKING AWESOME, WHO'S WITH ME?

AWESOME


Lololololololodlgvowhss

2010-01-03 10:30:39 by TURDO
Updated

Chatroulette is funny
Stranger 1
> Connected, feel free to talk now
You: how big are you?
Stranger: not really big
Stranger: not big at all
Stranger: in fact
Stranger: really tiny
You: 10cm?
You: 12?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: under ur bed bitch
Stranger: bitch?
Stranger: im no bitch sir
Stranger: or am i
Stranger: well
You: So... you like spoons?
Stranger: ill go check under my bed then
Stranger: yes
Stranger: very much
Stranger: in my
Stranger: hands
You: you like big spoons?
Stranger: no
Stranger: tiny ones
You: big floppy spoons?
Stranger: not floppy spoons
You: up your dick hole?
Stranger: you are an awful individual
You: yes
You: yes i am
Stranger: i dont like you
You: u 2
Stranger: you neither
You: gay fucker
> You disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!

Stranger 2
> Connected, feel free to talk now
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: are you gonna rape me?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: oh shit please don't!
Stranger: you wanna see my boobs?
You: uhhhh
Stranger: im a girl
You: oh sure then
You: BLEUGH
Stranger: i joke im a dude
Stranger: hello?
You: Im tellin ur mother!
Stranger: please dont :(
You: She won't be happy!
You: Im gonna rape her
You: up the bum!
Stranger: fuck you motha fucka
> Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!

Stranger 3
> Connected, feel free to talk now
You: hitler
Stranger: Was
You: you are hitler
Stranger: Really?
You: yes
Stranger: Oh kool
You: hitler likes gay anal sex
You: you are hitler
Stranger: not this hitler
You: you like gay anal
Stranger: This hitler likes books
Stranger: books from the 18th century
Stranger: stories of olden times
Stranger: No jews
You: Jew
You: you are jew
You: kill yourself
Stranger: Hitler isnt a jew
You: hitler jew
Stranger: Alright
You: hitler jew!
> You disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!

Stranger 4
> Connected, feel free to talk now
You: how big r u?
Stranger: 1m68cm
Stranger: ')
You: thats r8 big
Stranger: yea huh?
Stranger: how big are you?
Stranger: o_O
You: 1m67cm :(
Stranger: lol
Stranger: aight
Stranger: well
Stranger: i go
> Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!

Stranger 5
> Connected, feel free to talk now
You: Hi!
> Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!

Lololololololodlgvowhss


Yes!

2009-11-25 13:23:13 by TURDO
Updated

Putting all that delicious money behind me now, here's something that will BLOW YOUR MIND~

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Yeah so... I might be doing more of this stuff when I get some good stuff to mould ;)
If I make anything worthy of NG I may also post it here :o

Also, I'm glad Tugoro got some cash too!

!!!!!!!!!UPDATE!!!!!!!!!
NEW VID -

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I win

2009-11-19 12:56:38 by TURDO
Updated

Thanks guys :D
<3 wish only Tom gave cash to Tugoro as well ... I'm poor D:

I win